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Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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