You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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