I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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