I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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