how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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