apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
But break dance skills will only take you so far
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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