We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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