The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
