i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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