we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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