Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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