ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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