theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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