i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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