what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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