We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
