So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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