May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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