I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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