Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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