so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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