So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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