Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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