yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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