Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Randomize
