Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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