pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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