what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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