Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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