So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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