do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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