i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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