i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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