So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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