would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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