Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he shaved USA in his pubs
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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