okay pat passed out under dana's car
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
