for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i think i just lost a toe
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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