I'm eating all of the evidence.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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