Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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