woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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