I'm eating all of the evidence.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
