i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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