So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So vagazzling was a success
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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