dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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