Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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