please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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