We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
how drunk are you?
Several
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
