I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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