She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
do nipples grow back?
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