Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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