where am i from again
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
