i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
only if we run a train.
done.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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